yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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