If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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