she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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