she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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