I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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