HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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