she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Can't talk, ducks in the car
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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