I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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