He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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