Whoa Z and x make the same sound
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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