What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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