Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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