Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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