dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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