Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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