Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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