I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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