He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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