then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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