Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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