i already hear my dad disowning me
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I stole a fireplace last night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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