how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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