Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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