I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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