Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I faked an abortion last night.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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