I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
