I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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