found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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