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(250): View more from British Columbia

Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm

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(647): View more from Ontario

We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood

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(513): View more from Ohio

Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home

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(740): View more from Ohio

I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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(270): View more from Kentucky

truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea

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