the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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