Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Randomize
