Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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