Buhtt sex?
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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