so explain again why im purple
no
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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