you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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