i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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