butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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