You just made me feel so damn special
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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