Non-Jews are for practice
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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