Sry I called you an 8
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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