but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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