What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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