are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
is that a dick in a sweater?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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