Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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