I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
