so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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