well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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