Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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