Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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