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There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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