i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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