you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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