Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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