Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
