Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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