I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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